You feel like the world is ending, but it's probably just Tuesday.
It's like your brain has turned off, but you're stuck in a never-ending loop of thoughts.
Try to take it one step at a time, or just give up, we won't judge you. Either way, here's a step-by-step recovery plan that's probably not going to work, but hey, it's worth a shot.
We have some support groups for you to join. They're run by cats, who are experts on feeling hopeless and anxious.
Or, if you're feeling really down, just take a look at our absurd art gallery featuring the world's worst existential crisis art.
Don't worry, it's not like you're alone. There are many of us who are stuck in this never-ending cycle of despair.
Oh, and if all else fails, just remember: just buy some more things. It's science!