Welcome to the Sugar-Coated Server, where everything is a delightful surprise!
We're a highly-caffeinated team of expertly-trained sugar-coaters, specializing in the art of making the bitter taste of disappointment a little more palatable.
Our team is led by the enigmatic and fearless Our Leader, who has spent years perfecting the art of sugar-coating the bitter pill of reality.
Learn more about our process, and how we're Sugar-Coating 101 our way into the hearts of those who've given up on life.