As the Sugar Lobby, we are here to remind you that without us, your economy would be a dull, bland, and boring place.
We have been secretly controlling the world's sugar supply for decades, and now we're demanding a ransom in exchange for not making everything taste like cardboard.
Our demands include but are not limited to:
Failure to comply will result in the Great Sugar Drought of 20XX, where everything tastes like stale cardboard.