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We're talking heart palpitations, sugar comas, and spontaneous urges to buy a lifetime supply of donuts.
Also, be aware that our content may be triggering for people with pre-existing sugar addictions. Prolonged exposure to our sugar-fueled prose might lead to feelings of anxiety, guilt, or a deep sense of dread.
However, if you're a glutton for punishment (or just really, really love sugar), then by all means, please continue reading!