January 3: First reported cases of "Sugar Coma" in major cities worldwide.
January 15: Sugar-themed memes reach peak popularity, with #SugarAddict trending on Twitter.
February 10: Scientists discover a correlation between sugar consumption and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, it's just sugar cravings).
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