Legend has it that a certain baker, known only as Sugar Splinter, has cursed the land with an overabundance of cookies.
You've been afflicted with the dreaded Cookie Flu, a condition characterized by an unrelenting yearning for sweet, crunchy treats.
But fear not, for we have devised a plan to break this curse and restore balance to the land.
We recommend the following steps:
- Step 1: Breathe in the scent of freshly baked bread
- Step 2: Perform the ancient ritual dance of the cookie-crusher
- Step 3: Consume a cookie of pure, unadulterated darkness
Read on for Step 1: Breathe in the scent of freshly baked bread
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: