Safety Net: A Systemic Failure

You've entered the safety net, but it's not as safe as you thought.

A system built for the masses, but designed by the few. A safety net that's more like a hazard net.

Here's a list of safety protocols that are actually designed to make you question your life choices:

• Don't touch any sharp objects.
• Don't look directly at the sun.
• Don't trust any advice from a 3-year-old.

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