Meet Dr. Splinter, our fearless leader and chief sugar-scientist.
Welcome to the esteemed research institution where we study the most pressing question of our time: the sourness of sugar. Our team of expert splinter-scientists are dedicated to unlocking the secrets of the world's most bitter confections.
We've made groundbreaking discoveries on the effects of sugar on the brain, the physics of candy-making, and the social implications of sugar addiction. But we're just getting started! Our research is supported by the generous donations of sugar-fueled snacks from the local convenience store.
Meet Dr. Splinter, our fearless leader and chief sugar-scientist.