Sugar Splinter 5000

Welcome to the most advanced sugar splinter removal tool in the galaxy! Our patented technology uses a combination of sonic waves and gentle persuasion to dislodge even the most stubborn splinters.

Features:

Up to 99.9% effectiveness rate (results not guaranteed)
Works on most types of splinters, including but not limited to: glass, metal, and tiny shards of ceramic
Non-invasive, pain-free, and completely not-at-all-scary

Try it out today! Demo Mode

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Not responsible for any splinters that may be too large to be removed. Or too many.

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