Welcome to Sugarcoated, where the bitter taste of reality is masked with a layer of sweet lies

We're a company that specializes in making the difficult, confusing, and painful aspects of life sound appealing. Our team is made up of highly trained professionals with a Ph.D. in sugarcoating.

• Our CEO, Dr. Reginald P. Sugarcoater III, has a proven track record of convincing people to buy into his schemes.
• Our COO, Jane Q. Liar, is a master of spin doctoring, able to turn even the most egregious mistakes into positive PR.
• Our CSO, Bob "The Bull" McSugarface, has a talent for convincing people that up is down, and that black is white.

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