Why, oh why, must bills pile up like a never-ending stack of dirty laundry?
Is it because I'm just a failure, or is it just a Tuesday?
Perhaps it's because I've spent all my money on artisanal cat food and craft beer?
Or maybe, just maybe, it's because I've lost the will to live?
Don't worry, I'm not really going to do it. I just need a few more minutes to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
But seriously, have you seen the price of ramen noodles lately?
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