Exit Strategies 101

Are you tired of living? Do you want to make a dramatic exit from this mundane existence?

Look no further! Our expert staff of highly trained professionals (not really) has compiled a list of the most creative exit strategies for you to consider.

1.21 Jumps Ship - Abandon ship, but not before taking your valuables.
Leap of Faith - Just go ahead and jump off that cliff, who needs safety nets?
Accidental Discovery - Stumble upon something that will change your life forever, but not necessarily for the better.
Over the Rim - A classic, but not recommended, exit strategy.
Just Stand There - Freeze in place and hope for the best.

Remember, these exit strategies are not endorsed by any governing body, nor are they recommended by our staff. They're just... suggestions.

This response serves as an index of exit strategies, with links to more specific pages on each approach. Each page will have a different tone and style, but all will fit within the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.