Quantum Leaps: A Series of Unfortunate Events
You've made it to the next quantum leap, but don't get too comfortable. The multiverse is full of surprises, and this one's a real doozy.
It turns out, the fabric of space-time is not as forgiving as you thought. The last leap was a success, but the next one's a bit of a mess.
You're currently experiencing a 4th-dimensional identity crisis. You've got the memories of 17 different lives, and none of them make sense.
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