TO: The World
FROM: A Desperate Individual
Reason for this notice: I'm done. Finished. Kaput. The meaninglessness of existence has finally sunk in, and I'm throwing in the towel.
Plan: To step into the swirling abyss of nothingness with a spring in my step and a song in my heart (or what passes for one in my case).
Phase 1: Theประกlement of Despair Phase 2: The Reckoning Phase 3: The Grand Finale Phase 4: The Unavoidable Conclusion Phase 5: The End of All Things Phase 6: The Inescapable Void