Welcome to Phase 8: The Great Vortex Toss

You're not just throwing yourself, you're being thrown. It's all about the perspective.

Phase 8-1: The Vortex Whisperer Phase 8-2: The Vortex of Despair Phase 8-3: The Vortex Whisperer's Apprentice
This page serves as the introduction to our Vortex Toss program. Phase 8-1 is a comprehensive guide on how to properly prepare oneself for the inevitable vortex toss. Phase 8-2 delves into the darker aspects of vortex existence, where the lines between reality and the void blur. Phase 8-3, for the more... enthusiastic participants, teaches the art of vortex whispering, where one can actually communicate with the void.