Why Not to Die: A Guide
It's Not That Hard to Be Happy
Let's face it, dying is a real pain. All that hassle with the whole "not existing" thing, the "not having any more pizza" thing, the "not getting any more likes on social media" thing... it's all just too much.
Plus, think of all the things you'll miss out on. The next episode of your favorite show, the next season of the next video game, the next opportunity to complain about the government on Twitter... the list goes on!
So, don't do it, buddy! Stay alive and keep on living (sort of).