Today:**
- Chance of developing a permanent tan: 50%
- Probability of needing to reapply sunscreen: 99%
- Odds of forgetting your sunscreen: 75%
Based on our proprietary algorithms and totally-not-made-up data, here's what we predict for today:
- Will get sunburned: YES
- Will complain loudly about sunburn: YES
- Will still go to the beach: YES