Welcome to the world's most advanced coffee positioning service! Our team of expert baristas have perfected the art of placing your coffee exactly 4.72 inches from your nose.
Learn more about our mission to bring harmony to the bean | Choose from our extensive range of positioning stylesOur mission at Super Positioning Your Coffee is simple: we aim to bring balance and harmony to the often-chaotic world of coffee drinking. With our patented technology, we ensure that every cup is placed exactly where it should be.
But why stop at just positioning? Our team is also dedicated to the art of cup-silencing, spoon-whispering, and sugar-spooning.
Choose from our extensive range of positioning styles, including: