Super Socky Powers

With great power comes great responsibility, but also great fashion sense.

Here's a list of the most awesome superpowers you can get with a pair of socks:

Super Strength: You can lift 100 pounds with ease, as long as they are socks.
Super Agility: You can run up the wall, but only while wearing matching socks.
Super Vision: You can spot a single mis-matched sock from a mile high.
Super Hearing: You can hear the sound of a sock drawer opening from a mile away.