Our super-soldiers are trained to withstand extreme conditions, but even they can get a little... explosive sometimes.
Yes. The jumpsuit is a requirement for all super-soldiers. It's not just for looks, though it does help us stand out in a crowded room.
We're a non-profit organization, so raises are not really in the budget. But we do offer a great benefits package, including free access to our on-site gym and a generous allocation of exploding golf balls.
What about the gym? What are the exploding golf balls for?