Heroic Hobbies: Skydiving Certification

Welcome, aspiring thrill-seeker!

Course Description:

This 3-part certification program teaches students the fundamentals of skydiving, including emergency procedures, safety protocols, and the art of looking cool while plummeting towards certain doom.

Course Objectives:

  • Learn the basics of skydiving, including equipment usage and safety procedures
  • Develop skills in navigation, communication, and teamwork
  • Master the art of landing safely and looking good while doing it

Course Prerequisites:

  • Age 18+ (we don't want any skydiving accidents)
  • Basic physical fitness (you don't want to pass out mid-jump)
  • No fear of heights (or at least, minimal fear of heights)