Therapy Session 42

Your Current Crisis Level: EXTREME

It's day 3, and you still haven't found a decent coffee shop in the neighborhood. Your social media followers are dwindling, and your favorite video game is still stuck on 'loading'. You're starting to lose hope.

Time for some tough love:

1. You're not as special as you think you are.

2. Your favorite video game is just a game, not a representation of reality.

3. You're probably just having an identity crisis because you're bored with your current life choices.

Continue with Session 2

Session 1: Client is clearly in denial about their mediocrity.

Session 2: Client still insists on blaming the video game.

Session 3: Client has started writing a 10,000 word essay on the meaning of 'just one more level'.