Welcome, operatives. We're here to help you cope with the existential dread of constantly being on the brink of global catastrophe.
Our support group is led by the most experienced and battle-hardened operatives in the business. We've seen it all, from bio-organic threats to cyber warfare.
Our services include:
- Debilitating stress management
- PTSD treatment
- Existential crisis counseling
- Free hugs
Join us in our bunker, deep beneath the streets of New Eden, and let the professionals help you find your inner peace.
Take our unique, experimental Brutalist therapy to learn how to cope with the crushing ennui of modern life.