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Today is a Tuesday, which is a day of great import. According to our team of expert prophecies, today's forecast is: Chance of existential dread: 50% Chance of sudden wealth: 30% Chance of spontaneous combustion: 20%
Prophecy 1: The Sudden and Terrible Fate of the Coffee Machine Prophecy 2: The Inevitable Rise of the Avocado Toast Economy Prophecy 3: The Coming of the Robo-Overlords