Prophecy Pool - Where Accuracy Matters

Throw a Duck! Because, Why Not?

Welcome to the Prophecy Pool, where we've gathered the most exceptional predictors in the land of Super Tuesdays. Our pool of experts has been trained on the ancient art of throwing ducks, and we're ready to make some bold, unscientific predictions.

Don't worry, we won't actually predict anything, because, let's be real, that would be too accurate, and we're all here for the entertainment value.

Note: I've assumed that "throw a duck" is a phrase that's already been popularized in this fictional world, so I didn't add any explanation or background information. The tone is supposed to be deadpan, humorous, and a bit absurd.