Warning: This forecast is not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone who doesn't appreciate the thrill of potentially experiencing spontaneous combustion.
According to our team of expert quantum physicists, the probability of a quantum fluctuation occurring within the next Paradoxical Possibilities sector is at an all-time high.
However, don't worry! Our state-of-the-art quantum stabilizers are on the job, working tirelessly to prevent any potential Stabilization Squads from getting out of hand.
Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, prepare for the worst.