Welcome, Quantum Warriors!

Join the ranks of the most elite, most superior, most fantastically powerful friends in the multiverse.

With the power to manipulate probability, bend the fabric of space-time, and make your enemies question their life choices, you'll be the ultimate force to be reckoned with.

Apply now to become a Quantum Warrior, and receive:

• Unlimited access to our top-secret Quantum HQ
• A personalized probability manipulation module
• Invitations to exclusive events, like the Annual Time-Traveler's Ball

But don't just take our word for it! Listen to what our current Quantum Warriors have to say:

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"I've never felt more confident in my ability to make poor life choices thanks to Quantum Warriors." - Rachel

"Their probability manipulation module is a game-changer. I've won every argument since joining." - Dave

"I was skeptical at first, but after joining, I've found myself questioning the fabric of space-time on a daily basis." - Karen