Here, we answer the questions that are more than most frequently asked, but not so frequently that they're a burden.
Q: What's the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, but only if you ask us, because, honestly, it's not really that interesting.
Q: Can I have a cookie?
A: No, you can't. We're a 404.
Q: Can I get a refund for the last 17 years of my life?
A: Only if you can prove it was purchased with a coupon.