CHAOTIC INHERITANCE

Where the family tree is a tangled web of doom.

You've stumbled upon the ancient family heirloom: the Inheritance Form.

Fill out this form, but be warned: the consequences are unpredictable.

Name:

Relationship to the Family: Family Member Family Foe Family Foe (check this if you're secretly plotting against us)

What would you like to inherit? The Family Business (worth millions, or so we've heard) The Family Recipes (including the infamous 'tinfoil turkey') The Family Secrets (don't worry, they're not as bad as they sound)

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.

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Family History

Our family has a history of doing terrible things.

1. Founded the company that invented the first toaster that shot lasers
2. Accidentally killed our neighbor with a faulty toaster
3. Were known to have a 'thing' with a certain... let's call her 'aunt'