Our barista, Zorvath, has crafted a brew so divine, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
We serve the best Entropycappuccino, a drink so complex, it'll warp the space-time continuum.
Come for the coffee, stay for the existential dread.
In a distant corner of the multiverse, we found a rift in the fabric of space-time. And in that rift, we found the perfect coffee.
Now, we invite you to join us on the edge of the universe, where the coffee flows like the tears of the gods.