We attempted to steal a giant space sausage from the planet Zorgon-6, but it turned out to be a sentient being. The Zorgonians were not pleased.
We tried to start a feline revolution on the planet Meowtopia, but the cats were too busy napping to care.
We attempted to invade the planet of the evil Dr. Vortex, but our fleet was comprised of nothing but toaster ships. They didn't even make it past the first asteroid belt.