Quantum Bug 001: The Uncertainty of Code

It seems the fabric of space-time has gotten tangled in our server room.

Reported by: Report this Bug

Or, try: Fix It Yourself

Symptoms:

1. Reality appears distorted. Things may be happening in multiple places at once.
2. Code snippets are having a crisis of conscience. They're unsure what to do with themselves.
3. Spacetime continuum is collapsing. The very fabric of existence is in jeopardy.

Causes:

• Unstable quantum particles in the coffee machine. We're looking into it.
• Too many cat videos on the server. We're purging the cache.
• Someone ate the last of our developer's lunch. We're sending them a strongly-worded memo.