Superposition Quantum Entanglement Bug 001 Report

• Observed symptoms:
• Uncontrollable laughter while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby snacks
• Unexplained changes in the color of the carpet

Causes:

• Quantum entanglement with a rogue particle
• Unstable dimensional fabric
• Unlicensed usage of a reality distorter

Recommendations:

• Perform an immediate reality check
• Consult a qualified reality repair specialist
• prophets of old, beware!

Debug 002: The Quantum Uncertainty Principle Quantum Entanglement Theorists: QET-001