Physics Jokes and Puns

Why did the Schrödinger cat take a break?

Because it was paws-itive it would come back.

A cat in a box, looking confused

And why did the Heisenberg go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling un-certain.

A man with a worried expression, looking at a particle accelerator

What did the physicist say when his cat died?

There's a particle in the mornin'.

A particle in a box, looking surprised

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A group of physicists in their pajamas, looking confused