This is the place where quantum mechanics goes to therapy. Our therapists, trained in the art of Schrödinger's equation, will help you untangle your emotions and find the expected value of happiness.
Or, you know, you could just flip a coin and see what happens.
Superposition-Superposition-Superposition: Because you can never be certain, can you?
Entanglement-Entanglement-Entanglement: Where particles get connected, but not really.