Gravitational Surfing: Where the Waves of Reality Bend to Your Will

Getting Started

First, you'll need to understand the basics of gravitational surfing. It's not just about surfing, it's about manipulating the fabric of reality.

Start by finding a wave that resonates with you. You can do this by tuning into the local wave frequency.

Once you've found your wave, you can start to manipulate it. Use your mind to warp the fabric of reality and create the perfect wave.

Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to take your skills to the next level.

Learn how to create black holes for extra boost, or manipulate the wave's speed and direction.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be afraid to experiment and try new things!

Don't get caught in a gravity vortex!

Learn how to avoid the dreaded wave collapse, and how to ride the wave of infinite loop.

Remember, the key to mastering gravity is to stay calm and focused.