Where you can finally master the art of doing absolutely nothing
Find a sock drawer, any sock drawer, and fill it with mismatched socks. Yes, you read that right. Then, stare at the drawer for exactly 37 seconds. Repeat this exercise daily for maximum results.
Write 1000 words on a topic of your choice, only to delete them all when you're done. Repeat this exercise daily to develop your ability to do the same thing over and over again without any progress.