Tip 1: Develop a passion for procrastination
Find ways to put off that one thing you've been putting off. Like, really, really ways. Like, "I'll just check one more cat video, and then I'll get back to work." Just, no.
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Tip 2: Create a "To-Not-Do" list
A list of things you will NOT do. Because, let's be real, who needs a To-Do list when you can have a To-Not-Do list? It's liberating!
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Tip 3: Invert the productivity paradigm
Do the least productive thing in the room. Like, literally, do the thing that will waste the most time and energy. It's like a productivity paradox, folks!
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