Inner Monologue Tango
The Dance of Self-Discovery
Welcome to Inner Monologue Tango, where the only thing more abundant than thoughts is my self-doubt.
Today's Schedule:
- 10:00 AM - Wake up, still not sure if I'm human
- 11:00 AM - Stare at wall for 30 minutes
- 12:00 PM - Eat entire pizza by myself
- 1:00 PM - Wonder if I'm a failure
- 2:00 PM - Repeat steps 1-4
- 3:00 PM - Consider becoming a hermit
- 4:00 PM - Realize I'm already a hermit
Mindful Memes for the Soul
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