Welcome to Support Group: Phase 1

Phase 1: The Initiation

Here, the journey begins. You're a new member, and you're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery, group bonding, and questionable life choices.

Our expert facilitators will guide you through the process, using only the most cutting-edge techniques and an endless supply of stale coffee.

Phase 2: The Experiment is waiting for you, but first you must face the trials of Phase 1.

Phase 1 Objectives

1. Learn to identify your emotions and put them on a chart.

2. Practice active listening while pretending to care.

3. Discover your inner weirdness and share it with the group.

Subgroups

Explore our various subgroups, each with their own unique brand of dysfunction: