Step 1: Stare intensely at your feet.
Step 2: Refuse to acknowledge the other person's existence.
Step 3: Repeat "I'm not arguing, I just have a different fact."
Technique 1: Use a 10-minute stare-down to assert dominance.
Technique 2: Deploy the "I'm not listening, I'm just waiting for my chance to talk" gaze.
Technique 3: Employ the "I'm not arguing, I'm just having a philosophical discussion about the futility of human existence" stance.
Try it out with our interactive practice partner: Chanting 101!
Or, for a real-world challenge, try it out with your in-laws.