Antiphonal Response 101: The Art of Not Being Heard

The Basics

Step 1: Stare intensely at your feet.

Step 2: Refuse to acknowledge the other person's existence.

Step 3: Repeat "I'm not arguing, I just have a different fact."

Advanced Techniques

Technique 1: Use a 10-minute stare-down to assert dominance.

Technique 2: Deploy the "I'm not listening, I'm just waiting for my chance to talk" gaze.

Technique 3: Employ the "I'm not arguing, I'm just having a philosophical discussion about the futility of human existence" stance.

Practice Your Skills

Try it out with our interactive practice partner: Chanting 101!

Or, for a real-world challenge, try it out with your in-laws.