Welcome to Level 5 Charisma Training
In this level, you will learn to:
- Make everyone around you feel inferior.
- Convince people you're right, even when you're wrong.
- Turn a simple conversation into a monologue.
- Develop a strong sense of self-assurance, even if it's completely undeserved.
- Master the art of talking down to people who are smarter than you.
Training will include:
- The Art of Sarcasm
- The Ancient Art of Manipulation
- Advanced Techniques of Gaslighting
- The Lost Art of Projection
- Defensive Mechanisms of Denial
Back to Level 4: The Art of Sarcasm
Prerequisites:
- A basic understanding of human psychology.
- Fluency in at least three different languages (one of which is sarcasm).
- A willingness to do the minimum amount of actual work possible.