PROTEST CLOTHING 101: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO LOOKING COOL WHILE DISAGREEING

Welcome, young radical! Are you ready to join the ranks of the fashionably frustrated? Look no further than Protest Clothing 101, where we teach you how to dress to impress... your enemies.

Module 1: The Art of the Angry Sash

The sash is the unsung hero of protest fashion. A simple strip of fabric with a snarky slogan can make or break a protest look. Learn how to craft the perfect angry sash, complete with a 4px thick black border and a font that's as bold as your convictions.

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Module 2: The Power of the Pink Hoodie

A pink hoodie is not just for Valentine's Day anymore. Learn how to rock this bold, attention-grabbing look and make a statement that's as loud as your protests.

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Module 3: The Art of the Handmade Sign

A good protest sign is like a work of art... or a cry for help. Learn how to create a sign that's as eye-catching as it is thought-provoking.

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Module 4: The Science of Sassy Chanting

Protesting is just as much about the voice as it is about the clothes. Learn how to craft the perfect sassy chant that'll make the haters take notice.

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