PROTEST TRAINING: SAFETY FIRST

Warning: This training is not for the faint of heart. Or, you know, anyone who values their personal safety.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the most hazardous protest techniques known to mankind. From Molotov cocktails to Molotov cocktail-themed memes, we've got you covered.

Course Outline:

• Physical Safety: AKA "Don't Get Pepper Sprayed"
• Emotional Safety: AKA "Don't Lose Your Mind"
• Financial Safety: AKA "Don't Get Arrested and Racked Up with Fines"
• Contingency Planning: AKA "What to Do When the Cops Get Tactically Violent"

Expert Instructors:

We've got the best, most experienced, and most likely-to-lose-their-licenses-instructors in the business! Meet our team: