Our team of highly trained techno-support experts (i.e., the guy in the back who just Googled the problem) are here to help you with your computer woes.
Whether you're having trouble with your USB Issues, your Overheating Problems, or your Keyboard Not Working, we're here to help.
Don't worry, we won't make you feel bad about your computer skills. We'll just pretend we're talking to a human, while secretly Googling the answer.
So, what seems to be the problem, human?