Welcome to the support group, where we're here to make you feel marginally better about your life choices. Or, you know, not.
We have a variety of support groups to choose from, but let's be real, they're all just here to collect your thoughts and emotions for our amusement.
Emotional Availability Support Group (EASG) - For those of you who can't even remember what day it is today, let alone what your feelings are.
Financial Stability Support Group (FSSG) - Because your bank account balance is more than just a number, it's a reflection of your soul.
Social Anxiety Support Group (SASG) - Where we all just pretend to care about your feelings and pretend we're not secretly all alone in our own private dungeons.