Subgroup 1: The Most Likely to Panic
Welcome to Subgroup 1 of the Paranoid Optimism Club. We're the ones who are always on the edge, always questioning our own sanity. Our motto is: "Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and secretly wonder if that's just a myth."
Our misadventures are the stuff of legend. Like the time we accidentally joined a cult, thinking it was a networking event. Or the time we invested our life savings in a pyramid scheme disguised as a timeshare.
Our mottoes are a mix of inspirational quotes, pseudo-prophetic messages, and existential dread:
- "In a world full of uncertainty, it's best to be uncertain about everything."
- "The only constant is change, except for the bills you'll never pay."
- "Hope is a good thing, but it's also a great way to get disappointed."
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