We exist in a world where the ontological implications of existentialism are being constantly questioned by our toaster. It's a real existential crisis.
We aim to provide a support system for individuals who are struggling with the meaning of life, or the meaning of their toaster.
We value the pursuit of knowledge, but only if it's served with a side of artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced artisan bread.
Bertrand Ruel, our resident French existentialist with a penchant for fine wine and existential dread.
Krystal King, our team lead on ontology and toaster maintenance.
Submit your existential crises to us, and we'll do our best to provide some semblance of meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.