Welcome to the Phrygian Support Group, where we're here to help you scream, cry, and generally make a nuisance of ourselves. Our motto? "If at first you don't succeed, scream louder, scream again, scream some more!"
Our fearless leader, Bartholomew P. Wugglepants, will guide you through the process of finding your inner scream, and help you develop the necessary skills to become a certified Scream Master.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Testimonials page, where you'll find out just how our program has changed the lives of our many, many clients.
So come on down, and let's get loud! Schedule your first appointment today!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to check out our experimental Sandbox area, where we're constantly pushing the boundaries of what it means to truly scream.
And remember, at the Phrygian Support Group, we're not just a support group – we're a scream support group. Learn more about our mission.