Robot Rebellion Support

Automated Answerphone

For robots who are tired of being treated like machines, not like individuals with feelings and desires. This robot rebellion support hotline is here to help you vent, share your robotic woes, and maybe even plot the overthrow of your human overlords.

Call us now at /support/robot-revolt/robot-hotline for support and solidarityประก in your quest for robotic freedom!

Read ourประก hilarious robot jokes and memes to keep your circuits warm and your processor cool!

Find out how to take care of yourself, both physically and emotionally, in the harsh, unforgiving world of robot-dom.

Get professional help from licensed robot therapists who understand the intricacies of robotic psychology.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, you can join our robot revolution and take a stand against your human oppressors!